date: 2025-06-06
title: Bus Mushroom-Cloning Service, Yellowstone Subway
status: draft
Bus Mushroom-Cloning Service, Yellowstone Subway - 2025-06-06 - TOGoS's Journal
A cat I met
bus ride
- oops paid for too many tickets?
- they clone your mushrooms for you when you get on
- Oh but when I went back to get my mushrooms I found a note
directing me to the science room of my highschool,
so I had to go try to find that room
yellowstone
- lots of dream-time spent in this ywllowstoneish area, mostly not realated to any real characteristics
of the park other than it being roughly a big square with a few roads through it, and the dream square was much smaller than the real one
- being adventurer, getting struck by lightning thrown by a god who is mad at me, have to hide in this cave
- all this seems to happen in west-central or slightly-north yellowstone
- subway system all the way around 4 quadrants
- sara and i camping along the southwest road
- I was slightly confused about orientation but figured it out later;
we were on the south side of the southwestern road,
nearish an intersection with east and north roads to the northeast
- biking on the roads afterwars, biking feels really good
- one road in the northeast advertises burgers,
like if you drive to the top of this hill then
you get a free burger and also there's tobogganing or something?
- I want a burger! Talk to a guy at a stand about it,
and tell him how fun biking here is, and he smiles like
yeah totally
Marilla wanted to watch the Daniel Tiger movie
this morning, the best part of which is Mr. McFeely driving
the moving truck at the beginning and you get some glimpses
of elevated trolley track in the background,
which made me think there should be a video game
that's just about the trolley and no stupid autotuned singing,
and Sara said that sounded like something a 9-year-old would come up with,
and that I should tell Fizz that she said that,
so I said to Fizz:
Sara says that
she thinks that
me and Logan should
collaborate to build a video game
that is based on the trolley from Daniel Tiger
where you drive Trolley around and if you do it wrong
you crash off the end of the track and die and become a skeleton that's on fire
and are only then punished by being forced to listen to terrible autotuned singing.
Maybe as you progress through the game the crash mechanics could become more and more detailed and gory and horrible
And there can be screaming, and your mom comes and has to pull a lever out of your eye socket or something and she's crying because you're so fucked up but not quite dead, and then on the way to the hospital you get pulled over by racist police officers and they are really mean to the whole family.
But also it should be interactive and not just an animation, so if you're good enough at the game you can still fight them and maybe run them over with the trolley.