Apparently I could time-travel, and was going back to try to stop WWI or WWII. By talking to people? Who was going to listen to me? Well it was obviously goint to be a challenge. I found Joh at like a Costco or something. I asked him what year it was, and he said 2015. I said "well that was a nice year for me but this doesn't help me stop the war."

There were these little green bugs in my pocket. I opened it up a little bit and they started jumping out, one by one, as I walked around the yard. I was helping them colonize the yard, yay! One of the bugs invited me to video chat with his granny.